WHEN THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF MY DANCING INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF DRINKS I CONSUME
When I sits, I splits
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Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 @ 12:10 PM ♥24,751 notes | Permalink
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Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 @ 9:27 AM ♥35,296 notes | Permalink
OMG HAHAA
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Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 @ 12:04 AM ♥58,103 notes | Permalink
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
#repost "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways declares the Lord."- Isaiah 55: 8
Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 @ 12:03 AM ♥17,773 notes | Permalink
Aww.
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Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 @ 12:00 AM ♥136,770 notes | Permalink
tiffany blazers!
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Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 11:56 PM ♥1,335 notes | Permalink
ineedareasonnottokeepmyeyesshut:
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
Give! Pretty please
want
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Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 11:16 AM ♥83,339 notes | Permalink
It’s an IRON MAN iron, man!!!
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Thursday, May 31st, 2012 @ 6:50 PM ♥11,381 notes | Permalink
Can’t wait to go snowboaring, 3 weeks to go yeahhhhh
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Wednesday, May 30th, 2012 @ 9:49 PM ♥285 notes | Permalink
i’d like to walk outside my front door every morning seeing this in my driveway
Wednesday, May 30th, 2012 @ 9:48 PM ♥520 notes | Permalink
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